Korean Leaders Meet; Slapfight Ensues

Pyongyang, North Korea-- In a historic moment, the presidents of North and South Korea, Kim Jon Il and Roh Moo-hyun, met for the first time since World War II. However, it was evident things weren't going well when a brutal slapfight ensued between the two leaders.

"It was amazing!" said excited onlooker Bill Jones. "Kim Jon Il called Roh Moo-hyun a 'dirty, freedom-loving rice eater'. Then Moo-hyun called Jon Il a 'filthy, tyrannical rice eater'. Then all hell broke loose and Jon Il just slapped the living shit out of Moo-hyun. Everybody started laughing at first, because he hits like a girl!"

The laughter continued as Moo-hyun countered with his own girl-like slap, and a good-old- fashioned no-holds-barred slapfight began.

After several minutes, however, the laughter subsided as the violence of the confrontation escalated.

"It was horrible!" sobbed a distressed witness to the shenanigans. "After a time, you couldn't even recognize them anymore. Their faces had been turned into bloody pulps. They both refused to stand down and just continued slapping each other harder and harder. I can still hear the echoes of those slaps in my nightmares."

Eventually both men reached the point of exhaustion and collapsed to the ground. They were both rushed to the hospital with second degree slap wounds.

"This is a historic day for these two countries," remarked Chinese diplomat Moo Goo Gai Pan. "They've gone from war, to cold war, to slapping. It's real progress."