LITTLE ROCK, Ark- One man is dead today after a freak traffic accident involving his 1991 VW bus and a sticky windshield full of dried Kool-Aid. Sources say the man's wife, who runs a daycare center, accidentally swapped his windshield wiper fluid with concentrated Kool-Aid. Authorities don't suspect foul play and say it was a case of extreme stupidity. The 34-year-old man was traveling down highway 440 when he went to use his wiper fluid. Instead of wiper fluid his windshield was instantly splattered with a thick red sticky film witch dried quickly and attracted a swarm of knats and dust, blinding the father of 12 and causing him to slam into a truck filled with rusty razor blades. Kool-Aid man could not be reached for comment.
Friday, March 13, 2009
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