Friday, August 31, 2007

Kung Fu Monks Beaten Up By Mr. Bonkers the Ninja


China's Shaolin Temple, home of the world's finest Chinese Kung Fu and recalled toys has demanded an apology from an unknown Internet user by the name of “Shinobi1991” who said its monks had once been beaten silly by a Japanese Ninja named Mr. Bonkers.

When reminded that in many countries free speech allows for such comments, and that the user is probably a 12 year old pimple-faced punk, the monks punched this reporter in the mouth and remarked, "Put THAT in your free speech blog!"

"We could give a rat's ass about free speech! This is China, baby! Anybody who thinks they can talk trash about the Shaolin Monks is gonna get a foot up his ass! 'Cause that's just how we roll in da ST, yo!"

Suddenly from a giant cloud of swirling pink smoke appeared a purple Ninja calling himself “Mr. Bonkers” who proceeded to kick the ever lovin' crap out of the 12 Shaolin Monks giving the interview.

Shinobi1991 could not be reached for comment.

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