Yahoo! Adds New Features To Messaging Services

Grandma Chat
Randomly chooses senior citizen to chat with

Enemy List
Similar to "buddy list"

Lonely Guy's Email
Send a random cheery email to yourself every few hours

Graph Editor
Lets you plot your emails in 3D space

Reply To None Button

Yahoo! Echo Chamber
Lets you leave messages with an echo effect

Reply To Self Button

PetMail
Send emails to your pets

Decompose Button

Forward Spam Button

SETI-Mail
Send greetings to life on other worlds

List By I.Q. Filter

Mark As Blue Button

Mayan Calendar

Return To Sender: Insufficient Postage Button